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Eric Roberts

SALLYWOOD

(BUFFALO 8 PRODUCTIONS, SALLYWOOD FILMCO, SNEAK PREVIEW ENTERTAINMENT, WILD BLUEBERRY ENTERTAINMENT (89 minutes; Unrated); 2025)


I’ve been reviewing films for many years now, and as both a dedicated movie lover and someone involved in the arts on multiple levels, I think I am pretty well positioned to appreciate a wide variety of cinematic offerings, from the artsy-fartsy to the low-budget trifles. But it’s rare that a movie can grab my attention in as many different ways as SALLYWOOD did. And I mean very personally. I’m amazed that this film was made, and the timing of my viewing, corresponding with Sally Kirkland’s untimely death at the age of 84, is unbearably sad. It’s impossible to reflect on the film without that affecting every observation.

SALLYWOOD (TYLER STEELMAN, SALLY KIRKLAND) (screenshot)

The plot can be summed up pretty simply: A young writer named Zack (Tyler Steelman) is really inspired by the films of actress Sally Kirkland, especially the 1987 film ANNA, for which Kirkland won a Golden Globe and received her only Oscar nomination. After a bizarrely comical opening describing how a moose shattered the window of his neighborhood video store, Zack explains how Kirkland came to his attention, and he impulsively decides to travel to Hollywood in hopes of learning about her and perhaps meeting her. His parents Joann (an inspired Jennifer Tilly) and Dave (Lenny von Dohlen) would prefer he stay right there in Maine where they live and are perplexed by his ambition. But off the youngster goes on his quest, and it’s a fun thing here that he meets the real Sally Kirkland very quickly, and soon finds himself working for her. “In every humdrum life there is a muse,” Zack tells us in voiceover. “Someone who ignites inspiration.” He makes it clear that Sally is just that for him, and we’re OFF on the farcical and improbable adventures of the ageing actress in her twilight years and the young admirer who wants to help her revive her career any way he can. That’s the setup, and what follows is a bunch of things simultaneously: A riotous satire of what it might take to “make it” in Hollywood; a truly original look at how fleeting fame can be for even a star who was once in the Awards game; a personal story about Kirkland herself; and an imaginative (if exaggerated) tale of a fan getting swept up by one surprise/development after another in his pursuit of a showbiz dream.

SALLYWOOD (SALLY KIRKLAND) (screenshot)

This description can’t really convey the unpredictable scenes that unfold, starting with Zack somehow rooming with a studly Australian director named Tom (Tom Connolly, providing much of the comic heft here) who is shown hanging with two bimbos with dreams of their own named “Bibi” and “Poundcake.” When Zack tells Tom about his interest in Sally, Tom replies “Wasn’t she ‘Hot Lips’ in MASH?” “No, that was Sally Kellerman,” Zack tells him, in a recurring joke that is admittedly pretty funny. Sally Kirkland is in on the whole showbiz joke here and initially hires Zack to be an assistant, assigning him to write her obituary (this is just downright eerie, as though Kirkland was predicting she might not be around much longer). Zack’s first attempt at the assignment falls short and Kirkland nixes it. “Where is my life in all this?” she says. “The amazing men I slept with, my disastrous marriages, the two times I tried to kill myself? Did I mention that I slept with amazing men?” Kirkland tells Zack’s parents in a wildly funny phone call that she regards Zack as “a mystical child of light.” She is shown ruminating over her fading career often, and Zack hopes to perk her up by suggesting she take a part in his roommate’s new low-budget horror film, OUTER SPACE ZOMBIE CHICKS IN PRISON. The satire accelerates rapidly from this point on, but it always contrasts with Kirkland’s truthful asides about her past-her-prime career. “I’ve been in 200 films,” she says at one point. “But I’ve been completely erased.”

SALLYWOOD (SALLY KIRKLAND) (screenshot)

Along with the Zack and Sally storyline, the film intersperses bits of narration and “insight” from fictionalized versions of familiar Hollywood characters: Smug casting agent “Clem” (a never funnier Eric Roberts); divorced movie producers George Corrigan (Keith Carradine) and Kathryn Corrigan (Kay Lenz), all-business and always-busy producer Ned Levitt (an excellent Michael Lerner) and “Venetia Boyd,” a Latino literary agent always looking for an optimal new connection at lavish parties (Maria Conchito Alonso). Everyone is terrific and seems to be having a good time. And the satire always cuts two ways, not only playing on our knowledge of a thousand familiar showbiz tales and gossip columns, but depicting in a painfully honest way how ageing actresses find themselves struggling to land parts. “If you’re over 45, you’re DONE!” says Clem in one scene. Kirkland is a brave and admirable performer throughout, watching old reels of herself on talk shows (such as a notable Arsenio Hall clip showing her at her glamorous peak), trying to appeal to her former love George to help her out (in a memorable, believable scene with veteran actor Carradine), and developing a genuine, touching connection with young actor Steelman (thankfully avoiding any awkward romantic shenanigans). The film is directed by Xaque Gruber, whose real-life tale of meeting and working for Sally Kirkland, the script is mostly based on. Gruber has a sure hand throughout and hardly ever wastes a frame or an opportunity for comic shenanigans, even if the film is over the top at times. But the frequent laughs and original tone in examining Kirkland’s particular career trajectory (and the obvious reality of feeling like an over-the-hill actress despite still having her considerable chops, shown in a spontaneous “audition” scene near the end), can’t help but win you over. The result is a more than memorable look at the foibles of stardom and celebrity wannabe-ITIS.

SALLYWOOD (SALLY KIRKLAND, TYLER STEELMAN) (screenshot)

I said earlier that this movie was quite personal for me. In the late ‘80s and throughout the ‘90s, I ran a memorabilia business for a while and was more than a casual celebrity-watcher. It just happens that Jennifer Tilly, Keith Carradine and Kay Lenz were three second-tier stars I really liked; I was startled to see them here. I had 8”x10” stills of all. And I was also, for a time, an autograph collector and wrote to about 40 or 50 stars I admired hoping to get them to sign a photo for me. Guess who was one of them who DID sign a pic and send it to me? Sally Kirkland. I’ve included it in this piece. Kirkland cared about her fans very much, and though she never repeated the burst of acclaim she got with ANNA, her performance here has plenty to say about both what stars go through in fickle Hollywood and how fans perceive their idols, something I think about often.

SALLYWOOD (SALLY KIRKLAND) (signed publicity photo from the collection of KEVIN RENICK)

Just because the rest of the world forgot about you doesn’t mean I ever would,” Zack tells Sally in a poignant scene near the end. I could list half a dozen stars I myself could say that to, if I looked at the whole of my own celebrity watching/collecting days and imagined myself in a Zack type situation. But that notion aside, I heartily recommend SALLYWOOD as a truly funny, surprising and brisk watch for anyone who thinks about show business and fandom on more than a casual level. It ends up being quite a love letter (and sadly, an EPITAPH) for the gifted Ms Kirkland, who does something in this film very few actors have ever done. Whatever little flaws the film has, its virtues far outweigh them, and I bet most of you will find this film very worthwhile.

JESSE

(DVD and Digital; ARC ENTERTAINMENT (86 minutes/Rated R); produced 2011, released 2014)

Jesse 2D

JESSE is the story of a troubled cop seeking peace in a bottle… actually, several bottles. She has recently returned home only to become the third cog in a severely dysfunctional family wheel, alongside her dope smoking (and very loud) mother and her dope selling (and very large) brother. When her brother goes missing – except for a foot – Jesse (played to the “Jersey Jewish Princess” hilt by Stephanie Finochio, a former professional wrestler known as Trinity) seeks retribution on the Mafia types who she believes killed him because he owed them more than ten thousand dollars in gambling debt. Along the way, she meets several dubious characters and an even greater number of dubious bottles of booze. Eric Roberts shows up (as he is wont to do) as a sympathetic bartender who recognizes Jesse from a news report about her walking into a market (or a liquor store… who knows with her) in the middle of a robbery. The bad guys yell at her; she doesn’t care for that, so… she shoots them, becoming an instant hero. Of course, she has sex with the bartender.

JESSE (Stephanie Finochio) (publicity still)
JESSE (Stephanie Finochio) (publicity still)

After threatening the mob guys with various kinds of pain and suffering, she goes home to find that her mother has been savagely beaten. Her next stop? A gun store where she purchases an over-the-counter cure for her problems: A sawed-off shotgun. After a series of strange sidetracks that muddle the plot and do nothing to move the story along, Jesse finds out about a meeting of several of the racketeers she believes are responsible for the discomfort recently visited upon her brother and mother (and ex-dog). Upon arriving at the scene, she discovers… her brother (minus one foot – in a brilliant strategical move, he amputated his own foot as part of a moneymaking scheme to sell his product at sports memorabilia shows, disguised as collectible baseball cards). Brother Mitchell (played by bad actor Mitchell Walters, swimming in a rancid cesspool of bad actors) is busy scamming the crew he used to scam the guys that wanted him dead… but, that was all a scam, too. Guess who gets the first shotgun blast from Jesse. So now, Mitchell has a hole in him almost as big as the plot of this film.

A JESSE gallery (Tamara Markowitz; Richard Lampese, Anthony Trentacosta and Dave M Lipsky; Stephanie Finochio and Michael Wright) (publicity stills)
A JESSE gallery (Tamara Markowitz; Richard Lampese, Anthony Trentacosta and Dave M Lipsky; Stephanie Finochio and Michael Wright) (publicity stills)

It all sounds like fun, huh? Yeah… it’s all fun and games ’til someone loses a foot. Or until you have to sit through JESSE. To be fair, I really wanted to like this movie… the premise sounded so promising. So, thinking that I may be wrong or having a bad day or whatever, I asked a friend to watch JESSE, too. He made it through less than five minutes before shutting the thing off, declaring, “You’re kidding, right? I can’t handle any more of this screeching. It’s like watching JERSEY SHORE. Except those people were less annoying.” I don’t know; I guess somewhere there’s somebody who’s gonna watch this thing and think it’s the greatest flick they’ve ever seen. Maybe Snooki, if she gets her ADD under control. Wait… that’s it! Everybody involved in this movie obviously suffers from ADD and were off their meds! No, that theory doesn’t fly because Eric Roberts, Armand Assante and William Forsythe (generally fine actors if they’re given a decent script) are in it. Okay… I got it: Everybody but those three suffers from ADD; Assante, Forsythe and Roberts were paid truckloads of money to appear in an attempt to class up the proceedings. But, even they shoulda realized that you can’t shine a turd. No matter how hard you rub, you just end up getting it all over your hands. And on your resume. If you must watch, please place all sharp objects out of your reach. That way, you won’t be tempted to jab things in your eyes or ears to make JESSE go away.

BEYOND THE TROPHY

(ARC ENTERTAINMENT/NEW FILMS INTERNATIONAL (99 minutes/Rated R); 2014)

BEYOND THE TROPHY

BEYOND THE TROPHY is certainly an enjoyable roller coaster ride of a flick, kinda like GOODFELLAS or THE GODFATHER filtered through that bizarre Woody Allen mockumentary, TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN and THE DUKES OF HAZZARD (the TV show, not that stupid movie). Okay… I know that may make the movie sound like an inept free-for-all, with good-intentioned “bad guys” and imbecilic and boorishly corrupt police and, yeah, there is a bit of that going on but, I think it’s more of the general vibe of the film than an actual plot description (although, at one point, one of the characters does say, “I’m told that you have an offer that I cannot refuse”). It is, I suppose, a cautionary tale about power and how far a man will go to obtain that elusive “trophy.”

BEYOND THE TROPHY (Michael Madsen) (publicity still)
BEYOND THE TROPHY (Michael Madsen) (publicity still)

The story begins at the end, with the narrator (Cole Lambert, greasily played by Michael Madsen, the kingpin of the Los Angeles mob) explaining that the little scenario was actually set in motion seven months earlier. Flash back those seven months and, after he introduces himself and his chief rivalas, Lambert intones, “Hey, welcome to Los Angeles, gangster capitol of the Western world. And, I can prove it. Alright, so this is what happened, best as I remember it. This is based on actual events, so… the names and identities have all been changed… to protect the guilty, to protect the innocent or, to protect me.” And so begins the chronicle of a seven month downward spiral of a good cop slowly going bad.

BEYOND THE TROPHY (Stephen Cloud) (publicity still)
BEYOND THE TROPHY (Stephen Cloud) (publicity still)

What follows is a confounding, semi-circular tale of lies, deceit, shady business dealings, gangsters (Lambert’s LA faction and a Las Vegas faction run by Gino, played by Robert Miano), mobsters (of the Russian and Cuban varieties), crooked cops, young idealistic cops, undercover cops, strippers, underage strippers, undercover strippers, car chases, shoot outs and – most confusing of all – cops double-crossing other cops who are busy double-crossing the bad guys who are double-crossing the cops so that they can double-cross the other bad guys who are double-crossing… I think you get the idea. You gotta have uninterrupted time (a little over 90 minutes) to watch BEYOND THE TROPHY or you will never be able to keep all of the underhanded dealings straight in your head. Situations and partners change so quickly that even the slightest distraction will have you lost in the nether-regions of some obscure sub-plot. But, then, that’s half the fun of watching. Most of the characters are so sleazy, you may spend some gray matter thinking up a cool demise for each.

BEYOND THE TROPHY (Stephen Cloud and Michael Masini) (publicity still)
BEYOND THE TROPHY (Stephen Cloud and Michael Masini) (publicity still)

As undercover police officers Danny (Michael Masini) and Terry (Stephen Cloud) are outed to their crime “bosses,” Gino and Cole are forced to team up, taking down the Russian mob czar and several of their own double-dealing underlings in an attempt to get at the cops. In the middle of all of this is Gino’s one true love, Angela (Ali Costello), who he presents to Danny in an effort to get the semi-crooked cop to tip his hand. Of course, as is often the case, Angela and Danny fall for each other, effectively adding another double-cross to the double-cross attempted by Gino. The Russian mob, having been infiltrated by Terry (he’s married to the bosses niece) and Officer Chastity Bachman (Brooke Newton), the daughter of Detective Sergeant Bachman (Eric Roberts), who may or may not be on the take for one or more of the criminal elements involved. By the end of the movie, there is one man left standing, with a surprise ending that – given the backstabbing throughout – no one will see coming (at least, I didn’t).

BEYOND THE TROPHY (Eric Roberts) (publicity still)
BEYOND THE TROPHY (Eric Roberts) (publicity still)

Bottom line for BEYOND THE TROPHY: I wasn’t sure after the first 10 minutes or so if I would even make it through the whole thing. However, I stuck with it and glad I did. The story is an ingenious take on the gangster genre and is thoroughly entertaining. Just don’t get distracted while you’re watching!